Oh, sweet Jesus! and yet. . .What you have before you is an opportunity. There need be no waste here my friends. A still could utilize the precious alcohol contained in your moldy brew. It's easy, and fun (except for when you drip solder on your leg).
I am not quite prepared to start performing felony activities in my father's basement... I'll wait till we move up the garage. :)
Felony shmellony. Those teetotaler biddies are ruining everything. Theoretically that is. I would never build a still, except for in theory, and that theory is sound.
A still, eh? Well, doesn't that sound tasty. Let's start an underground bootlegging club. We can get muscle cars and make liquor runs to and from our houses.
your faces upon lifting said lid are priceless.